**NOT MOV REQUEST, COMMERCIAL/AD REQUEST

I remember a comical video that was on youtube back in the day about a bottled water salesman shooting his commercial and demonstrating how refreshing the water is by claiming it derives from actual mountain springs. he is at the edge of a river or maybe a canoe (probably canoe). an older man wearing a bucket hat then proceeds to piss in the river much to the irate dismay of the salesman

 

this is most likely a satire but it could also be an ad though I doubt it lol

Special group of people who kills the criminals by getting thier names from an old “sewing machine”

I watched a movie long time ago about a guy getting a group and they have a high rate heart beats and they can shoot the wings of a fly, the get names from a machine because they think they’re criminals, and their names were written on the machine but they hid it, so they get the guy to kill his dad(without him knowing that its his dad) because he’es the only man who can kill him

Funny Clip Movie

Hi I can remember renting a movie back around 2003 – 2009 ish from blockbusters.

so I think it was set in London or another English city, their were two brothers or best friends that lived in a flat and one met a girl. the main guy used little funny video clips to explain the story.

I think the front cover was sepia toned and had clips like polaroid’s on it

I’ve been looking for years. I’m gutted block busters went as they might have had a record.

 

 

Sci-Fi thoughtful movie about a boy who discovers the secrets of reality

The movie begins with a british private school where students get a test that tells them a number. If they have a high number then they are well loved and successful later on (inherent luck), if they have a low number then bad stuff keeps happening to them.

The highest marked girl in the school is fascinated with the lowest marked boy in the school. They try to talk but crazy stuff happens when they’re together. She always gets pulled away somehow.

He falls head over heals for her and explores sounds and words to find a way that they can spend time together. He discovers some words of power, seeming gibberish, that control the world around him. They’re related to music somehow.

He invites her to get coffee and keeps saying these random words to keep the universe from pulling them apart and they hit it off. As they spend more time together their numbers balance out and they become average levels of luck.

He also invents this device that can model people’s behavior perfectly.

Later on he gets rounded up by the government to discover words that can control people. Then they discover that a certain kind of music (Bach? Beethoven? Mozart?) removes the power from the words and allows people to resist being controlled. There is a guardian of the music who plays these songs on his piano when visited by the government and they can’t control him.

I can’t remember the name of this movie or any of the character but it was really interesting.

A movie i watched when i was a kid

I am 21 years old right now, and i remember watching this scary movie when i was very little, not sure at which age. It should be early 2000’s i think, but not even sure if the movie were made just then or it is even older.

The movie was a scary one, (to me at that time at least) i remember in the movie some people would just start burning randomly, they scream and run, but in reality, they are not burning at all. They see it, they feel it, they actually DIE from it, but it’s actually not the reality. People who investigate these deaths can’t realize what’s causing this, and that’s the main story of the movie.

I don’t remember much, but i remember certain scenes, where a girl just randomly takes a shower, and then starts burning and ends up dead naked on the floor with no sign of any flames. I remember main character sleeping next to his friend, then waking up with his friend dead and his friend cut his own tongue and put it in his own hand, making a pose as to give his tongue to our main character. Which is some sort of a message from the one responsible for these deaths to our main character. I remember our main character seeing his own arm burn near the end when he confronts whoever/whatever is responsible, and he knows it’s all in his head so he tries his best to avoid it, yet he seems like he really feels the burn.

These are all i can remember, if someone could help me find this movie it would be so appreciated, since these scenes are all that i can remember as a kid, watching this movie today would really shake my memory and maybe even make me remember even more stuff from back then. I know i had pretty irresponsible parents letting a kid watch this sort of scary movie 🙁

Romance movie where elderly lady reconnects with an old love in a different country

I’m not entirely sure that the part of the movie I just described was the whole plot but that is the part I remember. Her kids (grandkids?) take her to the other country (possibly Italy) and they try to find her old love. At one point she finds who she thinks is him but It is a young man. The kids think she’s crazy until they realize that is his son (grandson?) Thank you so much guys!

Sweet yet sad movie

I am trying to recall the name of a movie. The plot goes like this:

A young single fella is lied about a baby girl is his, so the baby is left under his supervision. He later finds (tho not disclosed until the end) that the little girl has a heart problem, so he grants the girl every single whim she has. The mother returns years later and tries to get her back. At the end the girl dies in the guy’s arms.

I thought the actor to be Jim Carey?, but after searching and searching, I couldn’t fin it.

Thanks a lot

French movie – boys fight

I am looking for a French movie (probably mid 80’s) about two groups of schoolboys fighting each other, very similar to “War of the Buttons”, but not that movie. It is probably set in the 30’s, all the boys wear black capes. The movie is told from the point of view of one of them, named Francois, his opponent’s name is Augustin. That boy wanted to betray the group, but they found out, beat him and pulled his pants down. At one point one of them is punished at school – the teachers make him stand on his knees on a bench. The second part of the movie describes their adventures, when they are 17 years old and go to a concert in the opera, later they discuss it in class.

Unconventional RomCom

Heya!

Been looking for this one movie I haven’t seen in probably 5 years or so but I can’t for the life of me remember the title of it.

As far as I remember, this is an unconventional RomCom. The main character is a guy who works at a company that people hire to hide their infidelity. They fake pictures, redirect phonecalls, you name it. The main character has become bit of a skeptic, since he’s exposed to so much infidelity in his everyday life. He doesn’t so much as believe in the concept of love. And for the obvious RomCom cliché: he gets an intern/new hire who eventually convinces him to believe in it – and of course he falls in love with her too.

This is sadly about all I remember about it. I think it’s a 90’s-early 00’s movie? might have something with business in the title or along those lines. Main character sounded a bit New York?

Sorry for vagueness! Believe me if I knew more, finding it wouldn’t be a problem, haha!

Thanks in advance!

Mother in mental hospital

I’ve been looking for this movie for 20 years!! Any clue could help…

It’s a family movie made probably in the 80s, maybe later. I could have watched it on the Lifetime channel, not sure.

It’s about a girl, whose mother is in a mental hospital, and she has to take care of her young brother and sister (twins) who are young and naughty, and her father says she doesn’t help enough. At one point there is a Christmas party, the twins cry because they want their mother, and she talks to the boy and says: “Look Liam, you are a brave cowboy, aren’t you?”, explaining that the mother is not there. She also tries to make pancakes with syrup with the twins, but they mess the kitchen up, and her father yells at her.

Then her father sends her to live with her aunt, she meets a boy at school (his name is Alex), and they end up kissing at the basement, where there is a large pool table. Her aunt comes in when they kiss and sends the boy home. Then she tells the girl she should go back to her father. The girl runs away and goes to visit her mother in a hospital. She buys pancakes for her, but the mother says she doesn’t want them. And she falls asleep on the hospital bed. Then her father comes to take her home and apologizes for yelling at her.

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Can’t figure the movie or TV show

All I remember is they were in an interrogation room about something. Then the guy tells the detective something about am inmate harassing or threatening or writing his stint grandma or done fsmily member.  The next scene the cop or detective tricks the inmate into hugging him in front of the other inmates.  That inmate is then shown on a toilet dead probably from the other inmates. I wanted to see what the show or movie was caused it looked really interesting.

Chinese comedy from 2000s

Chinese action comedy film with one gruesome tragic scene I recall well

I don’t remember much besides one scene clearly: the hero’s backstory involved soldiers capturing and killing his family, his grandmother trampled, his mother hid in a toilet and was stabbed by a lord with a stick (this backstory scene was shown in black and white animation)

**This was available on Netflix in 2011, 12, or 13 and most likely released in the late naughties or early 2010s**

An earlier scene involved a chicken or something in a pottery shop and there was an ambush from (singular) ninja or warrior to the shopkeeper.

I think the title may involve listing like “The Chef, The Fighter, and the Thief” but Im not sure. It is NOT “The Chef, The Actor, and the Scoundrel”

I think there is an ensemble cast and ab important character is dressed in white robes

Late 80’s Early 90’s horror or thriller movie

When I was young my older brother made me watch horror movies. None really bothered me except one that stuck in my mind that I only remember tiny bits of it.
1 – I am fairly certain I saw it at the drive in as a double feature along side weekend at Bernies.
2 – A flight goes missing off the radar but comes back eventually
3 – every one that is on the flight comes back bit is not them selves but have glowing red eyes.
4 – My clock radio had red glowing dots that I was never ok with again.

Anyone else know what this movie might be? google is no help.

Dark comedy and investigation

I’ve watch this movie about 3 years ago. The main character is an investigator and the story takes place in London (not 100% sure). In the first scene, the investigator arrests a thug, cuts his ball off and eat it. I don’t remember the plot but I recall two distinctive character. One is a widow in a wheelchair, played by a puppet, and the second is a heroin addicted fetus that is kept in the shirt front pocket of the investigator. I think that the main vilain is Hitler. I hope you guys can help me, thanks!

martial arts movie

I saw that one in 1996-1997 but it seems to me that movie (definitely not a TV serie) was made earlier.

I have no clue about actors.

I remember that one scene in the end: the guy is in the helicopter, he is a passenger and he is in the handcuffs. He talks whit someone, then he rotates his wrists, the handcuffs opens and the guy jumps from the helicopter.

It was a color movie and I think it was a Japanese one.

 

p.s.: that scene has been making me mad really bad for a long time. That was my uncle who watched the movie back in the days but he couldn’t remember it. I really hope someone solve that one.