It was a movie where they made fun of sproks yet someone uses a spork to pluck someone’s eye out and uses the eye to get into some securely guarded place that requires eye ID. It was a color movie, had a fair amount of blood involved, probably saw it about 7 years ago, though I don’t remember where. I think it was a sort of black humour comedy.
Sounds like the Season 4, Episode 13 of Alias – “Tuesday”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alias_%28season_4%29
“Over the phone, Jack instructs Marshall on how to remove the man’s eyes (using a spork) so that he can access a security station in the basement and deactivate a firewall.”
Did you mean Demolition Man?