REPOSTING CAUSE I’M AN IDIOT AND MY PREVIOUS POST SAID “CUTTING OFF HIS OWN LEGS” IN THE TITLE, WHICH IS A WRONG DESCRIPTION. I’M TERRIBLY SORRY.

looking for a movie that I’m pretty sure was set in the 90′s or after 2000. The language was English, but I don’t remember if the accent was American, British, etc. Since I’ve been looking for ages and I’ve took a look at IMDB keywords that I thought might apply, I think it could be a short movie (which would explain why I’ve been trying to find it for years, with no sucess).

It’s made of various sketches, all of them starting with the name “Lost in….” something. In one of them, a guy who’s a small person falls in love with a woman, but she’s in love with a guy  of average height. The small guy then cuts off his rival’s legs, and shows up in the woman’s doorstep on top of his legs, so he’s of average height now. She’s moved by this, and the sketch ends with her pulling up her skirt and showing him she wears prosthetic legs below the knees. I’m pretty sure there’s no dialogue in this sketch.

The other sketches I remember are:

Two guys meet in a hotel lobby, they make a bet, and the prize’s a Ferrari. One of the guy wins, but the other leaves him with a toy car. There was also one where some people are waiting outside a theater to see an artist that’s a Master of Disguises, and only later they realize that the artist was there all along, disguised among them (no dialogue on this one too).

In the last one, a guy wakes up after a night of heavy drinking, and finds out his wife left him. He gets pissed off and calls her, and it takes a while for him to realize that she didn’t leave her, he slept in the neighbour’s instead.